Uh, no, our ancestors ate MOSTLY meat, it's only very very recently (since the introduction of farming) that we switched to a vegetable based diet. Look in the mirror, see those two forward facing eyes? You know, the ones on the FRONT of your face, looking forward? See those canine teeth in your mouth? Those are inherited from your carnivore ancestry. Both are CARNIVORE traits. Yes, our ancestors also are vegetables and fruits, but it was only recently that vegetables took over. Study evolution.
Actually, we're omnivores and our ancestors (up to literally 60 years ago, sometimes less than 40) ate almost no meat and were actually a wee bit tougher and stronger than modern society with it's massive meat eating habits and overweightness. And B12 can be obtained through soy milk and other vegetables, not only that but B12 is only vital if you're a child, which by the looks of your posts you seem to be.
That was beautiful, but I would have used Rob Zombie and Otep for the music since they are vegetarians. I laughed, I learned, I came back to see it again and again.
I have a question, have you thought about this program called the SkinniMaker Diet? (look for it on google). My mother in law says it helps people get thinner.
Inspired by this video I made seitan for my vegan friend who doesn't cook. I used white flour, flavored the extracted gluten dough with garlic and sage before cutting and boiling it for an hour in tomato paste and water, then fried it. It's SO yummy. I'm trying not to eat it all before I can give it to the actual vegan… 😉 Good in bread with a tomato slice… Looks just like chicken. The only drawback was it took a mixing bowl of flour to make the equivalent of two chicken breasts.
Haha! Outstandingly fun and informative cooking clip! I'm new to the whole seitan thing, but eager to give it a try! Hope MTV or Comedy Central picks this up! Hope to see many more!!! All the best!
@johnrk556 Vegan hipster. Who cares how long you've been cooking it? The video was entertaining and I doubt teenage boys care about it or vegan food. Why don't we play nice and– if you know a better way– post it? Tell him? Tell us? Otherwise, you're just being a hater.
In the back you can see Bitburger Bier. I didn´t know they have Bitburger in the USA. Thats funny! I love Seitan, perfectly for seitan stroganoff. greets from germany
@TinyVessels00 any grocery store will have vital wheat glutten. Some may have nutritional yeast, but I have better luck finding it at the organic food stores.
Just don't poke yourself ! Buddy boy! We care about you!?.
I’d like some of that absinthe.
Woah this is so old
New cooking show…Satan Can Cook. Entertaining tutorial & funny.
Enjoyed your video!
awesome
Wow this is beyond amazing. I regret not being vegan 8 years ago now :^(
ANGEL OF DEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATH
This is lame compared to Vegan Black Metal Chef xD
Loved it! Thanks for sharing!!
Oops, I forget something: Next time you should try Veltins instead of Bitburger beer. 😉
Hehe, Satan drinks german beer.
Ah, did not know that. Thankie.
between the buried and me has at least 2 vegans, Skeletonwitch 1, JFAC 1, and Napalm Death singer is, while their guitarist is vege.
my good sir, you have my sub and my respect. And i say this as a carnivore 🙂
go cry kid
48 people are still pissed about the grunge movement not lasting.
merchantcircle [ dot ] com/answers/q/92376/Soy-production-ruining-the-rainforest
So, seems soy diets are terrible for the environment
fuck it iam cooking with heavy metal from now on.
I actually got a little upset when you passed out. I was gettting worried the seitan wouldn't finish.. LOL
YES.. This video is awesome. Vegan doesn't have to be boring!! I've been looking for a good seitan recipe.. Thanks!!!!
Uh, no, our ancestors ate MOSTLY meat, it's only very very recently (since the introduction of farming) that we switched to a vegetable based diet. Look in the mirror, see those two forward facing eyes? You know, the ones on the FRONT of your face, looking forward? See those canine teeth in your mouth? Those are inherited from your carnivore ancestry. Both are CARNIVORE traits. Yes, our ancestors also are vegetables and fruits, but it was only recently that vegetables took over. Study evolution.
How about the recipe for that absinthe…
Wow, such talent and darn funny. Love the Revere Ware pots too. My mother has had her pots for 42 years. Thank you for the recipe
Vegan cooking, heavy metal, a really hot guy, AND absinthe? All my favorite things in one video!
been a vegetarian for 13 years (and only not a vegan because i love coffee too much). Healthier than most meat eaters. Don't take vitamin supplements.
The Bible also says not to eat shellfish.
Teenage boy here who cares about vegan food.
Actually, we're omnivores and our ancestors (up to literally 60 years ago, sometimes less than 40) ate almost no meat and were actually a wee bit tougher and stronger than modern society with it's massive meat eating habits and overweightness. And B12 can be obtained through soy milk and other vegetables, not only that but B12 is only vital if you're a child, which by the looks of your posts you seem to be.
Hmmm…does the Bible have anything to say about cannibals such as yourself?
After watching this….im thinking of getting my bible and pray like crazy.
That was beautiful, but I would have used Rob Zombie and Otep for the music since they are vegetarians. I laughed, I learned, I came back to see it again and again.
yay! I like you!!!!!!
I have a question, have you thought about this program called the SkinniMaker Diet? (look for it on google). My mother in law says it helps people get thinner.
It's a lot more fun to make your own wheat gluten. You should do a second video doing it from wheat flour with the whole soaking, rinsing business…
Inspired by this video I made seitan for my vegan friend who doesn't cook. I used white flour, flavored the extracted gluten dough with garlic and sage before cutting and boiling it for an hour in tomato paste and water, then fried it. It's SO yummy. I'm trying not to eat it all before I can give it to the actual vegan… 😉 Good in bread with a tomato slice… Looks just like chicken. The only drawback was it took a mixing bowl of flour to make the equivalent of two chicken breasts.
Haha! Outstandingly fun and informative cooking clip! I'm new to the whole seitan thing, but eager to give it a try! Hope MTV or Comedy Central picks this up! Hope to see many more!!! All the best!
johnrk556 = Sgt. Vegan
what made youbecome a vegan?
@johnrk556 Vegan hipster. Who cares how long you've been cooking it? The video was entertaining and I doubt teenage boys care about it or vegan food. Why don't we play nice and– if you know a better way– post it? Tell him? Tell us? Otherwise, you're just being a hater.
Vegan Black Metal Chef is way better.
Seitan = best food ever. EV-AR.
In the back you can see Bitburger Bier. I didn´t know they have Bitburger in the USA. Thats funny! I love Seitan, perfectly for seitan stroganoff. greets from germany
LMFAO WOW THS IS AWEOSME!!
One thing that we like is BBQ Seitan and mashed potatoes —we use your recipe for Seitan.
@TinyVessels00 any grocery store will have vital wheat glutten. Some may have nutritional yeast, but I have better luck finding it at the organic food stores.
THAT TOTALLY WASN'T SATAN.
@WalkWithMeInHelll
Any luck with this yet? Whole Foods, bulk section or any of the higher end grocery stores. Ask for it.
TOFU is like a dildo its a meat substitute 🙂
im vegetarian btw
is the yeast optional? i cannot find nutritional yeast ANYWHERE
Yeah. This is the most evil of all dishes, especially to celiacs! 😉